Caution:
This Is Not a Life Saving Device

First of all what time is it
Second of all what day is it

I just got a letter from the Hawkman
And he's gonna give me some spiritual advice

Hey you kids don't try this at home
Because this is not a lifesaving device

What do you say? Cross now and get it over with
And boy I sure could use a refreshment

Hey you guys I'm standing out in the middle of the road
And I'll do it again but not without drugs

Hey you kids don't try this at home
Because this is not a lifesaving device