My Cat Got Run Over By A Bus

Once upon a time
There was this cat
He was orange and white and
His name was Pat

But that's when it happened
Our cat is no longer
Our cat, he went
Our cat he just went splat

Our cat run over by a bus
Our cat is no longer with us
And the bus driver he had the nerve to say
Well that's one cat and that's that

The bus came rollin just a-rollin along
And that is why I am singing this song
Our cat didn't see him
And neither did the bus

He's just a
Cat who got run by a
Cat who got run over
By a bus

Our cat he has suffered a great loss
Our cat named Pat he used to be fat
Now he is flat, he is as flat as a mat

The bus came rollin just a-rollin along
And that is why I am singing this song
The cat didn't see him
And neither did the bus

He's just a
Cat who got run by a
Cat who got run over
By a bus

God what a jerk
There was hair here and hair there
And hair everywhere
And guts too I'm telling you
It was not a pretty sight
I can't sleep at night
It looked like a terrible fight
Our cat named Pat
He went splat
He went splat
He went splat splat splat splat splat splat splat splat
Run over
He got run over
He got run over
He got run over
He got run over
He got run over
He got run run run run run run run run