Breakfast in a Box

Well let's see
How can I go about getting that
Maybe if we told everyone we are all gay
And wrote anti-war songs
Or maybe one of us could dress up in drag
Or learn how to moonwalk
Or perhaps we should all get face jobs
And not let anyone in the band who didn't look like Simon LeBobe

Is that for here or to go
I got nowhere to go
No I don't want a danish with that
Or I'd have said so
Breakfast in a box really gets on my case
What I want is breakfast in bed
And in my own place

Do you know what I had this morning
I ate breakfast in a box
And it cost me four bucks
I want to have breakfast in bed

Now let's see
How can I go about getting that
Maybe we should make a video with lots of sex and fast cars
Or we could go for violence and cheap special effects
Or is that the same thing
Ah maybe leather and lipstick is the solution


Is that for here or to go
I got nowhere to go
No I don't want a danish with that
Or I'd have said so
Breakfast in a box really gets on my case
What I want is breakfast in bed
And at my own pace

I'm really sick of my breakfast in a box
I don't think I can hack my breakfast in a box, in fact
I think I'm gonna wretch my breakfast in a box